March 24th, 2008
“Maybe tomorrow…”
Here is a piece of weird news that will make you chuckle. It’s about a man named Kory McFarren whose girlfriend - out of fear of leaving the bathroom - sat on his toilet for two years and got stuck there. The police had to pry the seat off with a crowbar, and then the hospital removed the seat from her butt.
I like the end of the accompanying article:
McFarren said his neighbors don’t realize that there are a lot of people with phobias doing similar things. He said false rumors have been circulating around town that he was somehow keeping her on the toilet against her will.
“Tell people,” he said, “to leave me the hell alone.”